Juan Guaidó proclaims himself legitimate king of the United Kingdom

After anointing himself as monarch, he will arrive at Buckingham to see if they will open

Land of the Lost Dalmatians.- Taking advantage of the chaotic situation that England is experiencing after the death of Queen Elizabeth II, Juan Guaidó has declared himself as the legitimate king of the United Kingdom.

“I want to announce that I accepted with all humility the crown that the English people hang over me,” said Guaidó while putting a Burger King crown on his head.

The United Kingdom has a new legitimate monarch

The pompous ceremony was presided over by the Venezuelan’s best friend, his aunt and two nephews, and was broadcast on his official account and watched by almost 10 of his contacts, making it his most massive protest so far.

Once he has anointed himself as monarch of the entire Commonwealth, Guaidó will travel to London on the next plane that does not cost more than 800 euros, and once he arrives at Heathrow airport, he will take a taxi to take him to Buckingham Palace where he will get off announcing that “the new king has arrived.”

#BREAKING: Juan Guaidó declares himself the ruling monarch of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. pic.twitter.com/SOFLZhVT9i

— Denis Rogatyuk (@DenisRogatyuk) September 8, 2022

If everything goes well, Juanito will begin to work in what was Isabel’s office starting Monday, with breaking relations with him being among his priorities. Venezuela especially because they did not believe him that he was also president of his native country.

“I always loved the story of Robin Hood,” Guaidó mentioned after being anointed as the new Prince Juan.

Meanwhile in our country, the PAN caucus feels confused, but they unanimously decided to recognize Guaidó’s legitimacy, just out of habit.

And in case you didn’t see it: they declare tamale cake as one of the worst dishes in the world, and well, the chilangos were warned.

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