They will use a “decryogenization” chamber to thaw CR7’s chest

CR7’s chest temperatures are even lower than Messi’s

Turin, Chocolates.- The international press is shocked after Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, lost together with Juventus against the humble Porto del “Tecatito” Corona. Contrary to what the media reports every year, now it was the Portuguese and not Lionel Messithe being with the coldest chest, who froze during the most important 90 minutes of the year in the Champions League. Scientists are already planning how to defrost CR7.

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Despite having all the football circumstances, including an imaginary expulsion for the PortoJuventus did not assert its status as favorite. However, the fault lay with the striker responsible for scoring the goals for the Italian team: CR7 who was frozen on the Turin field. Since the player became a block of ice that still remains on the court, the authorities are already looking for a sufficiently large “decryogenizing” chamber.

Maybe they’ll leave it to melt in the sun.

After the owners of the Juventus They stopped paying their employees to be able to hire CR7 and they have always been eliminated in the Champions League round of 16, the people of Turin no longer have much interest in getting a camera that can melt the ice of their severe case of cold chest. So they are most likely going to leave him on the stadium field to melt from now on until they have to play in the Italian Serie A, where they are not leaders nor have a face.

For their part, the assistants of Cristiano They are already communicating with Messi’s assistants to share the techniques of defrosting which were only occupied in 2020 when they lost by a landslide against Bayern. “Anyway, Cristiano has a better record than Messi, so if the Argentine knew how to get out of that tremendous case of Cold Chest, he would surely CR7 It also comes out,” declared the Portuguese’s assistant.

Cruz Azul is already taking notes from CR7, for when they beat her in a few months in the Clausura 2021 final

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