What’s the worst that could happen?
Dystopia.- With the 2021 almost upon us, many people around the world are fearing for their lives, as it is believed that this New Year could be just as filthy as him 2020. Fortunately, Cruz Azul fanssome heroes that we didn’t know we needed, they gathered to go out and calm the fears What this new cycle brings with it.
— Stuff About Stuff (@chismeandstuff) December 25, 2020
With the connectivity that exists today, relaxing the crack of mass hysteria is not an easy task, unless you are a Cruz Azul fan who has suffered defeat after defeat for 23 years. For this reason, the fans of the Machine became aware and together with international organizations they will create a program that will try to bring peace, love and the philosophy of the Cruzazuleada to the communities that need it most.
The people of Cruz Azul will open thanatology classes in 2021
“Yes, 2020 gave us a hard time. We had everything to beat the Pumas and we’re worth cheetos. We made viral Samuel Garcia and his girlfriend Phospho Phosphothe little Chinese could have not eaten his bat broth“, confessed Jovany Valencia, president of the cement company’s Fan Club. “But that doesn’t mean 2021 has to scare us, we bet you that this year is the good one.
With this new program, it is expected that people will change their mentality and receive 2021 with a smile and that they will lose sight of the second mutated virus of the Covid-19 which is in United Kingdomto the September tremor, the rupture of the San Andreas fault and the possible eruption of Popo that Mizada Mohammed predicted for next year.
— Stuff About Stuff (@chismeandstuff) December 25, 2020
And speaking of the New Year: Mysteriously, no one on social media has asked for 2021 to surprise them. Check it out here!
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